May 2012
“By the time he turned 5, Michael had developed an uncanny ability to switch from...”
– Can You Call A 9-Year Old A Psychopath? (via saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever)
“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via likeneelyohara)
“All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via normalisabadword)
“You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via blua)
my dad has been blasting enya and yanni all night.
can’t wait for the 12 hr car ride.
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oh hey im moving to the sunny homophobic state of north carolina in 2 days.
“Commander Hunt: There is nothing ugly, I never saw an ugly thing in my life, for...”
– The Cement Garden (1993) - Memorable quotes
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also my mom was talking about cannibalism in china and south korea and my step dad made a “joke”, “well laura is nice and plump.”
i weigh 105.
thanks everyone.
my mom was talking to me about a retarded girl she met today, “i thought to myself. even though my kid is lazy and disobedient but she’s still so much better than her.”
thanks mom.
boywithoutbeard:
being single isn’t as easy as you think. but being double is harder. and dont even get me started on being triple.
“I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via blua)
“To him she seemed so beautiful, so seductive, so different from ordinary people,...”
– Gabriel Garcí a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera
(via gaws)
“My whole wretched life swam before my weary eyes, and I realized no matter what...”
– Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via tastyfuck)
“She smacked me in the face while we were having sex and I laughed and said that...”
– James Deen (via myzna)
i hate cats so much.
they’re just a bunch of arrogant little bitches.
i’m listening to kyary for the first time with my headphones in cuz i dont want my parents to hear.
i’d lose so many cool points.
Watchclnhll:
I am twenty years old
you are the cutest.
not sure if i feel like crying or smiling or just sitting here dying.
life is fun.
i want to listen to sun yan zi when i die.
